What a time it can be parenting four children. Last night was an ‘icing’ evening. With Robyn in Seattle, I was up late as I am scared to sleep by myself :). When I went upstairs to go to bed I checked on the children. One, two, three and uh oh… number four is nowhere to be found.
Ruby is great at hiding and even better at being very quiet when you need to find her. So I figured she had just moved to another bed in the house or was hiding from me. The first two minutes were frustrating but the next 20 were freakish. When you can’t locate a child in a locked house at 1:30 AM for 20 minutes it causes a hopelessness that quickly turns to panic.
I went into each child’s room, pulling back covers, looking through closets and calling her name waiting for the little giggle. Needless to say I was in a panic. Finally I noticed her little foot under the ‘wall’ side of our bed under the bedside table. She had crawled under our four foot high rice bed and gone to sleep.
I pulled her out in panicked relief to discover that she was in a very, very deep sleep. Ruby is usually a very light sleeper so this startled my already pounding heart and then my mind began to make suggestions at this time of night when it should have been sleeping.
“What if she hit her head and is unconscious?” “What if she has choked or swallowed something poisonous?” What if, what if…
After about ten minutes of this my goal was to wake her up to which I had no success. Next step: Call mommy. So I began calling Robyn’s cell phones and hotel room to no avail. Text messages, Twitters and smoke signals; nothing. After a failed attempt to even contact several friends who were with Robyn I did what all rednecks do, they call the police!
Well, not the police, but I found that when I called the hotel saying I needed them to page my wife for me they sent a security officer to her room who pounded the door until she woke up and called me. Sorry about that Robyn!
All-in-all, it developed as my wife’s comforting but extremely tired and irritated voice said, “If she doesn’t wake up in the morning, then you know something is wrong.” Well that makes sense… So here it is morning and she was the first one awake. Unfortunately is was before 7 AM and I was up until around 5, so I am beat~
Not that you wanted to know all of that but it goes so well with this:
As Ruby was waking up this morning, I happened to be on the phone with my tired wife (sorry again). I said to Ruby, “Daddy and mommy were scared because you were under the bed.” She replied, “It’s so you can’t find me daddy…”
That stinker hid on purpose at bed time to delay her bed time and in essence fell asleep hiding. Boy for two years old she certainly has some wit… must come from mom.
Nuff of this little rant, just another day in the life of a South Georgia boy in NORCAL!
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